9.25.2006

How in God's name...?

Well, I just read something over at Ain't It Cool News that has me filled with a strange mix of anticipation and dread. Apparently, someone has made a film of Jack Ketchum's novel The Girl Next Door. (This can be confirmed on the Internet Movie Database.) To those of you who are unaware, Girl... is the most disturbing book I have ever read in my entire life. After finishing it, I decided I didn't want to be alone in the profound trauma that it had wrought upon me, and I passed it to my friend/then-roommate Mike. I'm not sure he's ever forgiven me for it.

The story centers on a young boy in the 1950s who witnesses firsthand the brutal torture of a teenage girl by her mentally unbalanced godmother. Given the extreme nature of the events in the book, I was quite certain it was completely unfilmable. I suppose I have just been proven wrong. It remains to be seen just how graphically it will be depicted, but it sounds at this point that most of it will be implied and not shown. I still can't imagine it will be anything approaching pleasant to watch, and yet I find myself interested in seeing it. I mean, I always find myself wanting to see the films based on books I've read, but viewing this one just seems like it would be an exercise in masochism. I don't know how to feel about it.

9.24.2006

What I did this past week

To those of you who didn’t know, I found myself sick this past week. It started Monday as a sore throat and a general feeling of crappiness. I could have forced myself to go to work, but I figured that I should maybe just take it easy for a day or so so it wouldn’t turn into anything worse. I spent the day finishing the third season of Arrested Development. (It’s pretty great, by the way. Why that show gets cancelled while Family Guy and American Dad continue to pollute the airwaves, I’ll never know.)

My resting didn’t seem to matter as I felt worse on Tuesday, so I stayed home once again. Luckily for me, my copy of season 2.5 of Battlestar Galactica arrived that afternoon, so I didn’t have to worry about what I was going to do. (On top of that, Darcy didn’t have to work that day, so we watched some Doctor Who.) As a matter of fact, it kept me occupied through the next day, when I felt better yet still about as crappy as I had on Monday. That night, however, I was blindsided by a full-on cold, so it appeared that my resting only seemed to forestall the inevitable. I woke up Thursday feeling absolutely awful, going through almost an entire box of Kleenex. Since I finished Galactica that night, I then turned to the stuff I’d had out from Netflix on Friday, getting through The Man Who Laughs (very cool) and Daleks Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D. (okay, but it just doesn’t compare to the series).

Still recuperating on Saturday, I went out and rented a couple DVDs from Hollywood Video. The first was District B13, which is more or less a French rip-off of Escape From New York. The big difference is that the leads are real-life practitioners of Parkour. (Rather than try to explain it, I’ll just direct you to a few videos on You Tube which feature Parkour in action, here, here and here.) This makes for some pretty nifty action sequences. The fact that the screenplay was written by Luc Besson doesn’t hurt either.

The other video I rented was a low budget adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s Beyond the Wall of Sleep. Quite seriously, I couldn’t make it past the first ten minutes. For a horror movie, the only thing that was scary about it was the terrifying hairpiece the lead actor wears. (I skipped ahead and confirmed my suspicion that the actor shaved his head for when the character had to be bald, and they shot those scenes out of sequence.) And I suppose I should put the word “actor” in quotes, because he was very bad. In fact, almost everyone in the movie was bad, with the exception of William Sanderson. (I suppose I can cut Tom Savini some slack. After all, it’s hard to make a character who is supposed to live during the 1910s believable when all his dialogue sounds like early 21st century vernacular.) I had been suckered in by the well-designed website (which no longer appears to be active). If only I’d read some reviews of it beforehand…well, I probably would have just rented it from Netflix instead, but at least I wouldn’t have spent as much.

My Sunday has been pretty damn boring. All I watched today was an episode of Wonderfalls. (See my above comment regarding the cancellation of Arrested Development.) However, I did catch up with my friend Stephanie, with whom I haven’t spoken in a few years, via phone today, so that helped make the day more worthwhile. (She’s doing very well, I’m glad to report.)

Well, it appears I’ll be going back to work tomorrow. Not really looking forward to that, but I suppose it was a nice vacation while it lasted.

Except for the whole being sick thing.

One last thing, I’ve found myself listening to Rufus Wainwright a lot lately. Does that mean I’m turning gay?